snowingblackout:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bloodydiadem:

That moment you realize you are Edmund

he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets

we’re still Edmund

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My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.

My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

(Source: lule-bell, via seanp0donnell)

most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

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spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

(via seanp0donnell)

(Source: joleanaliya, via horomonals)

jaclcfrost:

there are two types of cute

"aw how adorable" cute

and

"aw i want to make out with you holy shit" cute

and my goal is to be both of them

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duplication:

Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you

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lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

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(Source: 500px.com, via rubymarie28)

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

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thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

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jakemalik:

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

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cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

(Source: qothqueen, via seanp0donnell)

clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

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